The best Gran Canaria adult hotels
Swinging and non-swinging hotels in Gran Canaria
Bohemia Suites & Spa, Playa del Ingles. An ADULTS only hotel ( not a Swingers hotel. )
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How to book your holiday in Gran Canaria
1. Book your hotel
Use the links to booking.com show in this page to check for availability. We recommend booking.com because it guaranteed the best prices, had a great booking system, and if anything goes wrong with your holiday then they will fight for you to try to fix the problem. They also speak English (and many other languages).
2. Book your flight
We recommend momondo because it is the easiest booking system to use for your flights. They have ALL the major airlines that come to Gran Canaria (many flight sellers don´t include companies like Easyjet or Ryanair which is a big problem). Their system allows to to filter flights so you can see, for example, only flights departing after 10am and before 3pm, or direct flights only, or flights with a journey time of less than 5 hours, etc, etc. We use momondo for all our personal bookings and have always found it gives the most complete answers and also the best prices.
3. Book your car
For car hire, it is another personal recommendation – rentalcars.com. The basics are that they are part of Booking.com and every time we check their prices they are cheaper than going direct to Hertz, Avis, etc directly. Your booking is still with Hertz, etc but Rentalcars seem to have negotiated much better prices than we can ever achieve by going directly. Try it and see.
Calle Einstein 4, 35100 Sonnenland, Maspalomas
The hotel is for swingers only so expect some fairly adult behaviour around the pools, Jacuzzis, beds, etc. The prices for the bungalows are around 140 euros per room per night and the suites are around 250 euros per room per night but obviously check live prices for your dates.
La Mirage Swingers Hotel
La Mirage is a 32 bungalow complex that has traditionally been full from one year to the next. It has an incredibly loyal following and most guests book the same dates every year so they are able to meet the same people every visit. The reservations only open 10 months ahead and, in the main winter season, the rooms are all full all of the time. There is availability in the summer months and for a few weeks either side of Christmas but then at that time, there are not many swingers in Gran Canaria… hence the availability ! They only take bookings directly on their website and they are going to be closing for 3 months in summer 2019 for a major refurbishment. You can contact them directly on http://www.lamirageswingers.com
Gold – Adults only hotel
(NOT a swingers hotel)
The Gold hotel is positioned smack in the middle of the swingers club area. It is next door to the Sandia Center (2×2 club), and 5 minutes walk from the Cita Center (many swingers bars & clubs). It is also only a few minutes walk down to the beach. The hotel is a curious hybrid – it was clearly an typical big old hotel block but it has been renovated and turned into more of a boutique modern hotel type of place. Nice design elements, a very stylish pool area, and modern spacious rooms all give it a nice modern feel. It feels very good value (but most hotels on Gran Canaria are good value compared to elsewhere) with standard rooms costing about 130 euros per night. Click here to see availability and prices on Booking.com – they guarantee to give you the best prices and also you have the mighty booking.com influence to solve any problems that you have.
Bohemia Suites and Spa – Adults only hotel
(NOT a swingers hotel)
The Bohemia is the most luxurious and sophisticated hotel in Playa del Ingles. The other luxury hotels in the area are almost all at the far end of Maspalomas (between Maspalomas and Meloneras). It is 3 minutes walk from the Sandia Center and 7 minutes walk from the Cita Center.
The Bohemia is very much a ´designer´ hotel with all the usual modern design elements of oversized furniture, dark woods, cool lighting, laid back lounge music, and the great Atelier cocktail bar and 360 degree restaurant on the roof terrace. This is definitely the sort of place you would be looking for if you are after a stylish and sophisticated base for your holiday. The Bohemia is very self-contained in that it has a nice pool area, lunch restaurant, cocktail bar, roof top restaurant, spa, and luxury gym – you don´t really need to emerge from the Bohemia unless you fancy a change of scenery. The restaurant on the roof has gorgeous views over the dunes and also Playa del Ingles (which actually looks much more pretty at night, in the dark – you know what we mean… with the twinkling lights etc !!) and serves very sophisticated dishes coupled with a great wine list. Of course, this all costs more, but it´s way less than it would cost in mainland Europe. Nightly rates are around 280 euros and you can see more information about availability and prices on Booking.com
Santa Mónica Suites Hotel
(NOT a swingers hotel)
This hotel is literally on the beach at Playa del Ingles – nothing spoils the view of the sea in front of you. It is in a very quiet area and is newly built in the modern European designer style. A huge outside pool area looks like the day clubs of Nikki Beach, etc and the rooms are split level, large, and very well fitted out. You can see rates and availability here, and in general it costs about 220 euros per night.
Hiring a car in Gran Canaria
Many people have calculated that the cost of a taxi from the airport down to Playa del Ingles & Maspalomas is about 40 euros each way, and this is often about the same cost as hiring a car for a week… so you can effectively have the use the car for no extra cost for the rest of the week. We have often tested out the agency called Rentalcars & compared their prices agains Hertz, Avis, etc and 90% of the time they are much cheaper – even if the underlying car provider is Hertz, Avis, etc ! So give it a go, look at both, and see if you can save money with Rentalcars.com (in case you are wondering who they are, they are part of Booking.com !)
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