Netherlands Adult Hotels

AMSTERDAM

Andaz Amsterdam Prinsengracht hotel

(not a swingers hotel)

This is definitely a luxury designer hotel right in the middle of the canal district of Amsterdam. Rooms are about 450 euros per night so this will never be a cheap option, but it will definitely be a cool option! They have managed to create a boutique hotel feel, but then they up-scaled it into a large hotel so it has all the facilities and also the great boutique quirky feel. The rooms are all individually designed by famous Dutch designer Marcel Wanders – he took an old library and turned it into this luxury yet edgy hotel complete with oversized furniture, unusual sculptures, and many other modern design elements that work together beautifully. The staff come in for praise from the guests constantly – it is clearly a team that works well together. You can check availability on booking.com here

Pulitzer Amsterdam

(not a swingers hotel)

This hotel was previously 25 individual houses by the side of a canal in Amsterdam and it has been converted into a 225 bedroom luxury hotel. The rooms are about 380 euros per night but for that you are getting a top level city centre hotel that really knows how look after its guests. There are all the usual luxury touches here and you even get a bicycle tire repair kit in your room (it is Amsterdam after all and there are way more bikes than there are cars). The hotel also has its own classic motor yacht that you can go aboard for a trip around the canals. For the guaranteed best rates and availability, click here.

Sir Albert Hotel

(not a swingers hotel)

This hotel is in the cool De Pijp district (not in the center, but a great area of its own, the latin quarter,  and it is also easy to get into the middle of town when you want or need to. The hotel was previously a diamond factory so do check down the back of the sofas in case they missed any of them ! There is a great Asian restaurant in house and also a really cozy lounge downstairs. The rooms start from about 200 euros per night which is good value for a hotel of this quality in a major city like Amsterdam. Click here for more information

ROTTERDAM

Van der Walk Hotel – Nieuwerkerk

(not a swingers hotel)

This hotel is only 5 minutes from Fun4Two (see our post about Fun4Two club here)and is actually a very nice hotel (and it´s is not expensive either !). The hotel is a modern 4 star business hotel and the rooms are very modern and well equipped with extremely comfortable beds and lovely bathrooms. The standard rooms are very good and there are also luxury rooms which are bigger and on the corners with good views of the lake for an extra 20 euros or so per night. The rooms are typically about 100 euros on Friday to Sunday nights.

There is a large restaurant and lounge on the ground floor with nice lounge seating in front of log fires (artificial, but still pretty… and surprisingly hot – don´t sit too close in anything flammable!). Although it is a business hotel during the week, at the weekends it is a destination for local families so if you are planning to come down to the bar for a drink before heading out to Fun4Two then you may need to cover up you outfit if it is a little too naughty !

For the morning after, there is a small spa in the hotel (sauna, steam room, gym, etc) which is free to use. Just let the staff know you want to use it & they will turn it all on.

The hotel is very used to the Fun4Two guests so don´t be shy about anything and they can arrange taxis, etc.

Booking.com are great to book through & they guarantee to offer the best rate. There is no minimum stay so you can book just one night if you are on a flying visit.

NH Capelle Rotterdam

(not a swingers hotel)

It is about 10 minutes from Fun4Two swingers club and is a slightly dated business hotel but has nice bedrooms and a good restaurant and bar. We definitely prefer the Van der Walk (above) but this is a good second alternative and quite a few couples prefer this hotel over and above the other one. So whichever one you are staying in, try to pop into the other one to see which you prefer. The staff are very used to Fun4Two so do not worry about booking taxis, coming back at 3am, etc. You will find that most people staying for the weekend are probably going to the club.

The hotel costs about 115 euros per night but there are so many rates including / excluding breakfast, non-cancellation / with cancellation, etc, etc. So do have a look on the booking.com page to get the best guaranteed rates.

Current deals available on booking.com

We have just put in a 2 night booking as an example. Click on the hotel to see the deals for your dates.